Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!" The girl starts blushing. Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection!
In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?" Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!
Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I'll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I can't live without you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr...
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati. Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!